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Daddy, No More Pull-Ups!

2010年01月31日 English 暂无评论 阅读 1 次

Daddy, No More Pull-Ups!

Those classic words were the final words spoken in the movie 2012. Never before has such a monumental movie been summed up by one line of dialogue. Why do I mention it here on my hockey blog? Because these words were spoken after a world wide catastrophe happened and 98% of the human population was wiped out. Kind of how the Leafs season is going so far. Let's accept the inevitable here. The Leafs are second last in the league, are playing the last team in the league tonight(The 'Canes are last only because the Leafs have a game in hand), and the fans are left with the exciting prospect of playing for last in the league. Oh yeah, the Leafs don't have a first round pick in the draft next year.

Don't get me wrong. I still watch every game and get excited every time the Leafs come back from a one - nothing deficit to tie it and eventually lose. Phil Kessel has cheered up my household greatly. I now only swear too loudly and bother the neighbors in the third period when the game is finally out of hand as Toskala lets in another back-breaking goal. Nope, we're all full of good cheer and pessimistic optimism here at Far Away Leaf.

Now for those of you who haven't seen 2012. Let's just say that we may still yet get our Pull-Ups Moment(tm). The clouds will part, the shine will shine through and the Leafs will open the first round of the playoffs. They will look up and Daddy Burke and say, "Daddy.....no more pull-ups!". And we as a nation will CHEER!

Posted by Hyaena
爸爸!我不怕.我不尿床了!!!!

一贯的政府阴谋论

When they  tell you not to panic... that's when you run!

(当政府告诉你别慌时,就是你要跑时!)

可爱的女孩

 I'm not scared. No more Pull-Ups.

(我不怕.我不尿床了.) 

人性论:

The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity.

(我们停止为彼此奋争之时,即我们失去人性之时.)

西藏上师的禅?

Like this cup, you are full of opinions and speculations. To see the light of wisdom... you first must empty your cup. 

( 你满心想法满怀思索,如同此杯。要看到智慧之光,首先你必须清空你的杯子。)

Be careful with the clutch... it tends to slip.

( 这句子是双关? 1. 小心离合,不好挂档;2,小心谨持,此心易失. )

片中提到了末日论,可竟然还列举易经,易经中似乎没有末日论调?

It's the apocalypse. End of days.

The judgment day. The end of the world, my friend.

Christians call it the rapture, but the Mayans knew about it,

the hopis,The I Ching, the Bible.

天行健,君子以自强不息,地势坤,君子以厚德载物。

易经是以数象物,以演示宇宙人生变化的道理
 

伟大的个人电台台长,孜孜不倦的阴谋论者的最后报道,于黄石公园?

This marks the last day of the United States of America

这标志着美利坚合众国的最后一天

final hour of all mankind.

全人类的最后时刻

As we will be visible from the milky way as a tiny little puff of smoke.

如同在银河中我们只是像一小缕青烟一样的存在

I'm watching the earth crumble before my eyes.

我看到地面陷裂于我眼前

The giant ash cloud created by this super volcano

巨大的尘埃云从这超级火山中产生

Will first envelop Vegas, and then St. Louis

将首先覆盖维加斯,接着是圣路易斯

And then Chicago, and then at long last, Washington D.C.

然后芝加哥,最终,华盛顿特区

Will have its lights go out.

之后火光熄灭

That guy is crazy, right Daddy?

这人疯了,是吗爸爸

Don't think so.

我不这么认为

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